dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

(via stayfiercemybabies-xo)

doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco, via stayfiercemybabies-xo)

vspirited:

DO YOU EVER MISS YOUR OLD FRIENDS AND WANNA HANG OUT WITH THEM THEN YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE WOW WHAT A ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS

(Source: disclosuer, via stayfiercemybabies-xo)